Onion Movie, The (2008) IMDB rating: 6.50 Plot: We watch the Onion News, America’s Finest News Source, with Dana Dobbs, Senior Correspondent Kip Kendall, and award-winning anchor Norm Archer. In addition to watching the news, we see the program’s commercials, some commentary on the film as it proceeds, and we watch some terrorists in training. Behind the scenes, Onion News’s corporate owner, Global Tetrahedron, seeks synergy by promoting its other products within Norm’s news broadcast. Norm doesn’t like it, especially when a toy penguin (think Energizer Bunny) waddles across his desk promoting a Global Tetrahedron film starring Steven Seagal. But Norm may end up needing Steven’s help.

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Actors: Chacon Daniel,Chacon Daniel,Takemoto Ken,Seagal Steven,McManus Don,Weaver Reid,Powell Brian,Miller Jason L.,Baerg Brendon,Cariou Len,Klace Scott,Comedy,

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Have you ever……………..?
1) had someone close to you murdered or raped?
2) known someone w/ AIDS?
3) stolen something worth more than $10?
4) eaten an onion like an apple?
5) lied to your parents about who you’re dating?
6) snuck into an R rated movie as a kid?
7) used a racial slur?
secretly lusted after a teacher or professor?
9) used your looks / body to get out of trouble?
10) plotted revenge against someone?

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1) had someone close to you murdered or raped? ——-> No, but i have nearly been raped twice.
2) known someone w/ AIDS? ————> Nope
3) stolen something worth more than $10? —————> From a shop no, but like yes i have stolen stuff but i dont do that anymore
4) eaten an onion like an apple? ——————-> Lool i love raw onions, weird as it sounds just do….
5) lied to your parents about who you’re dating? —————-> lolz..
6) snuck into an R rated movie as a kid? ——-> Nope dont go cinema that much
7) used a racial slur? ———–> hmmm nah
secretly lusted after a teacher or professor? ————–> waaay back in my secondary/primary school dayz, maybe..
9) used your looks / body to get out of trouble? —————> YES and it works too!!! when teachers have crush on you there more softer with you :))))
10) plotted revenge against someone? ————–> YES…Oh yes

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